I know it goes w/out saying but that Actress, he’s a bit good huh?
ps his real name’s darren cunningham you know. which is very near richie cunningham. who was a friend of the fonz. i expect it’s all starting to make sense now innit? hope so.
I know it goes w/out saying but that Actress, he’s a bit good huh?
ps his real name’s darren cunningham you know. which is very near richie cunningham. who was a friend of the fonz. i expect it’s all starting to make sense now innit? hope so.
Last night was one of the best nights of my life. Assuming we’re only talking about nights I’ve spent on my own anyway. So much dancing. Really hard dancing. It’s night’s like this that make you realise why Bristol’s so special. My gut’s are still rumbling with all that bass. So fucking rad. Of course everyone’s been hailing Actresses R.I.P. as album of the year& with good reason. f you haven’t heard it yet that’s sad. Rectify this nows:
There were five acts during the night, one live. Each act was totally different to the other but all seriously heavy with on the bass. Highlight of the night for me was a masterful set from king of Tectonic, Pinch. Really deep, really dark (mainly - not exclusively) & full of classics.
I swear I haven’t felt so compelled to dance for ages. Didn’t for a minute think I’d make it till light’s up time @ 5am but there was no leaving this one.
Blue Mountain’s gotta be about the best club in Bristol, mainly coz they keep it so beautifully cool in there. One chick was in her cardy all night & i didn’t need to change my t-shirt once. Some other chick got me confused with a guy she’d been talking to all night & didn’t believe me when I said I wasn’t John. “Oh come on, of course you’re john, what’s your name then? oh, Guy, well why did you tell me your name was john then, john” before turning to john’s mate who said “that isn’t john”. “I know that now but it was really mean your telling me his name was John when it’s Guy”. At which point John reappeared & she was all “Eek, look, it’s 2 of them, they look identical” which must’ve been a bit of a bummer for John as john was not only considerably better looking than me but also approximately 15-20 yrs younger. Poor kid.
Fun night, fun times. AND no one mistook me for a dealer ALL night! RESULT!
Oh, and as an afterthought here’s the set times. In terms of best to worst it went Pinch best, Actress, Wookie, Midland & Trim (I wasn’t here for a live show so wasn’t in the mood for Trim. Reading your raps off a smart phone didn’t help).

Craaaaaazeeeeeeeeleggggggs is presenting: THIS (THAT) THIS.
Actress, Pinch, Samoyed, etc, etc etc. Ripperrrrrrrrrr.
They are Crazylegs they are.
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